Seven reasons NOT to join a choir
There have been loads of studies recently about why singing is so good for you, particularly in a group setting like a choir. The Guardian, for example, listed it just a few weeks ago among their top ways to make friends. Articles like these must contribute to the fact that there are now more people singing in choirs in the UK each week than playing amateur football (what?! Do check out Voices Now if you don’t believe us on that one)
But we wondered why nobody is talking about the negatives. There are two sides to every story, surely? We run four, soon to be five adult choirs, with hundreds of South Londoners singing each week so we feel reasonably well placed to comment on this. After all, we do see the effects on a daily basis. So, here you go: our top reasons why joining a choir is a really bad idea and you should look for another hobby.
1) You’re likely to gain weight
If you’re looking for something that doesn’t involve going to the pub, then look again. Singing releases those pesky feel-good hormones leaving you with a post-rehearsal buzz. This normally leads to a pub visit for a “quick night cap” that more often than not turns into a couple. These extra calories plus a potential decrease in gym motivation (let’s face it, you’ve already got the endorphins without the sweat) can be severely damaging to your waistline.
2) Your friends might get jealous
Group singing is proven to bring people together quicker than other activities. More likely than not, you’re going to make a bunch of new friends that live locally to you. Your social calendar will get busier because it won’t just be about singing together once a week. Your current mates might feel a bit put out that you’re not at their beck and call!
3) Your work focus may falter
When you’re singing, you simply can’t be thinking about work. On choir nights, you will have no choice but to leave work at work. There will be no time to sit and worry about that big meeting the next day or go over and over in your head how that presentation went earlier. Developing a skill that has nothing to do with your job and having something else to focus on will have an effect on your work/life balance. If you want to be all about the work, better give singing a miss.
4) You’ll probably be way out your comfort zone at times
Whether your previous singing history is some drunken karaoke, shower singing or even if you’ve done quite a bit of choir before, you will be asked to do something that takes you over that comfort zone line. This has been known to cross over into other life areas so you might find yourself changing a little bit and doing things that surprise you. If you’re happy just as you are, better steer clear.
5) Life might seem a bit bland
Speaking of comfort zones, performing might not be something that you think you’d want to do. Standing up and singing in front of other might even feel like your worst nightmare right now. But honestly, once you get over the nerves and experience the incredible performance buzz, (especially alongside a live band) there’s no going back. Other day-to-day life activities might start to pale in comparison.
7) If you’re single, you might go on less dates
On a weekly basis, you’ll find yourself in a room full of like-minded people with similar interests without the need to make awkward small talk. You will, however, have less time to scroll through endless profiles on those 5 different dating apps to make sure you find “the one”. And speaking of dates, if you sing in a choir your musical taste and knowledge is going to expand. When asked that awful question, “So what kind of music do you like?” you’re going to be that person who answers with “oh, lots of different types of music”.
6) People might assume you’re a better singer than you are
When you tell people you’ve joined a choir you might hear something like “oh, I didn’t know you could sing! Sing us something.. Go on..” What they don’t get is you don’t actually have to be an amazing singer to join a choir as it’s about the collective sound you make. This misunderstanding might prove awkward at times.. Particularly in a karaoke environment: “Chris will do it.. He’s a singer, he’s in a choir!” etc etc.
So there you go. Those are our top seven reasons not to join a choir. As you can see, it’s probably better you look for something else that has a greater potential to impact your life in a more positive way.
If after reading this we haven’t managed to put you off, get in touch by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org or submitting our quick online form here. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.